S2.E1. Pitts on hunting public land: "Why would someone with a good job hunt public land?" He goes on to roast public-land hunting and all who participate in it. But don't get your feelings hurt, Pitts is just kidding around in his good fashion.

0:15: The last thing I want to do is sign autographs all day at the check-in station.

0:20: I won't even fish public water.

0:25: The only time I want to be crowded by a bunch of boats with no fish in it, is at Shell Island on the 4th of July. At least then I can look at a bunch of keepers in bikinis.

1:05: And don't even get me started on duck hunters. Going to the boat ramp two days before season just to get in line? The only time you'll see me around a public boat ramp is when I ride down there to laugh at you.

1:25: If you're in college or don't have a job, you do you. But if you have a job, a 401K and you're still hunting public ground, you need to reevaluate.