You never know what you'll find when you stick your hand in a dark hole. Michael Pitts is noodling in Georgia, tryin' to #getbit.

Pitts is getting tired of everyone wanting to "get bit" by catfish. WHY?!?

Michael brings his unique form of wisdom to the subject of summer scouting.

Michael is looking for donors so he can start his own hunting show to become rich and famous.

Michael has no love for "fanning turkeys" and tells us why.

Michael is mad because no one likes him as well as the good looking girls on Instagram!

Michael pokes fun at the fashion trends of celebrity hunters, such as the recent trend by hunters to grow big beards, including the women!

Michael discusses pro staff "pretenders".

Michael gives turkey hunters a pep talk and tips to get ready for the new season.

Michael has several reasons why shooting does is a bad idea for a "famous" hunter like him.

Michael is not a fan of hunting shows that produce boring episodes after a poor season in the field.

Michaels goes into great detail about why it is crazy to hunt for Pokemon.

Michael demonstrates the steps required to create a "small" food plot.

Michael feels that men should be proud enough to show selfies with hashtags on social media too - just like the ladies.

Michael discusses the misguided need to post photos of yourself working out.

Michael talks about the many reasons why he doesn't shed hunt.

Michael doesn't want your girlfriend in his hunting camp. Find out why.

Michael has been watching cooking shows and decides to create his own show about cooking steaks.

Michael offer quotes that you will never hear from a hunter.