S2.E1. Pitts on hunting public land: "Why would someone with a good job hunt public land?" He goes on to roast public-land hunting and all who participate in it. But don't get your feelings hurt, Pitts is just kidding around in his good fashion.
0:15: The last thing I want to do is sign autographs all day at the check-in station.
0:20: I won't even fish public water.
0:25: The only time I want to be crowded by a bunch of boats with no fish in it, is at Shell Island on the 4th of July. At least then I can look at a bunch of keepers in bikinis.
1:05: And don't even get me started on duck hunters. Going to the boat ramp two days before season just to get in line? The only time you'll see me around a public boat ramp is when I ride down there to laugh at you.
1:25: If you're in college or don't have a job, you do you. But if you have a job, a 401K and you're still hunting public ground, you need to reevaluate.
Michael brings his unique form of wisdom to the subject of summer scouting.
Michael is looking for donors so he can start his own hunting show to become rich and famous.
Michael has no love for "fanning turkeys" and tells us why.
